From Chuck Klosterman’s Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs‘ “twenty-three questions I ask everybody I meet in order to decide if I can really love them”:

14. For reasons that cannot be explained, cats can suddenly read at a twelfth-grade level. They can’t talk and they can’t write, but they can read silently and understand the text. Many cats love this new skill, because they now have something to do all day while they lay around the house; however, a few cats become depressed, because reading forces them to realize the limitations of their existence (not to mention the utter frustration of being unable to express themselves).

This being the case, do you think the average cat would enjoy Garfield, or would cats find this cartoon to be an insulting caricature?

(secundo)
Garfield with G’s thought bubbles removed:

How many of you have ever filed a complaint with the BBC? If you have, what was it for?
I’m interested in whether or not people actually take advantage of this sytem.